Transcription: Late night crowd, you're drunk aren't you? You can always tell you become the Wu people, you're just drinking. Woooooo! I'm fucked up. Wu is a strange word, it means the same thing in any language. It's the only universal word you'll ever find. Go to any language, go over to China. Woooooo! I'm fucked up. You guys sound friendly. I just worked at Unfriendly Crowd in Brooklyn, New York. They said, please welcome to the comedy Mr. Craig Shoemaker. They're sitting there going, yo, hey, who is this asshole over here? Hey, hey, comedian, what are you doing? Hey, come on, make me laugh. I said, list ...